Disc 1
Wedding Tracks
1 Traditional - "Wedding"
2 Sue Pollard - "Starting Together"
3 Martha Reeves The Vandellas - "Third Finger Left Hand"
4 Dixie Cups - "Chapel Of Love"
5 Stanley Holloway - "Get Me To The Church On Time"
6 Tommy Steele - "Flash Bang Wallop"
Birthday Tracks
7 Stevie Wonder - "Happy Birthday"
8 Smeg The Duck - "Happy Birthday"
9 Neil Sedaka - "Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen"
10 Gay Gordon & Mince Pies - "Birthday Medley"
11 Traditional - "Happy Birthday"
12 Traditional - "21 Today"
Christmas Tracks
13 Smeg The Duck - "Jingle Bells"
14 Santa & Singing Xmas Trees - "Sing-A-Long-A-Santa (Medley)"
15 Bing Crosby - "White Christmas"
16 Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody"
New Year Tracks
17 Traditional - "Auld Lang Syne"
18 Hooked On Scotland - "Scotland The Brave"
19 Midnight Hour - "Scotland The Rave"
Anniversary Tracks
20 Slim Whitman - "Happy Anniversary"
21 Traditional - "Anniversary Waltz"
Halloween Tracks
22 Bobby Pickett The Crypt Kickers - "Monster Mash"
23 Ray Parker Jr - "Ghostbusters"
24 Theme - "Addams Family"
Well Done Tracks
25 Cliff Richard - "Congratulations"
26 Queen - "We Are The Champions"
27 Cockerel Chorus - "Nice One Cyril"
28 Kool & The Gang - "Celebration"
Disc 2
General Sound Fx
25 - "Long Burp"
26 - "Toad Burp"
27 - "Technical Difficulties"
28 - "Comedy Fart"
29 - "Fart.Cor!"
30 - "Raspberry"
31 - "Dog Barking"
32 - "Car Crash (Driving TEST)"
33 - "Police Siren"
34 - "Twang"
35 - "Disco Lazer"
36 - "Tarzan Gets Shot"
37 - "Gesundheit"
38 - "Now That's Funny"
39 - "Mass Hysteria"
40 - "Snoring (Group)"
41 - "Toilet Of Doom"
42 - "Phone Ringing"
43 - "Wolf Whistle"
43 - "Wolf Whistle"
44 - "Constipation Or Climax"
End Of The Nights Tracks
45 Flamingo's - "Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight"
46 Julie Andrews - "I Could Have Danced All Night"
47 Keith Chegwin & Pat Coombes - "Goodnight"
48 Ovaltineys - "Wish Me Luck As You Wave Me Goodbye"
Light Show Tracks
49 Ben Liebrand - "Eve Of The War"
50 Two Little Boys - "Cadium (Music For Lights)"
51 Carl Orf - "Carmina Burana"
Favourite Singalong Tracks
52 Frank Sinatra - "Theme From New York New York"
53 Gerry & The Pacemakers - "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Novelty Tracks
54 Monty Python - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"
55 Ivor Biggun - "Winkers Song (Misprint)"
Grandparent Tracks
56 Clive Dunn - "Grandad"
57 St. Winifreds School Choir - "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Disc 3
1 - "Ladies & Gentlemen,The Food Is Now Available"
2 - "Your Dj Wants To Say.....Merry Christmas"
3 - "Remember,A Dog Is Not Just For Christmas"
4 - "Give Generously,The Dj Accepts...."
5 - "Ladies & Gentleman,Have Yourselves A Merry Christmas"
6 - "Rocking You Across The Festive Season"
7 - "Father Christmas Comes But Once A Year"
8 - "Merry Christmas Everybody-Noddy Holder"
9 - "Get Your Turkey Down Your Neck-Noddy Holder"
10 - "Plenty Of Christmas Pudding-Noddy Holder"
11 - "A Happy New Year-Noddy Holder"
12 - "Professional Mixes By A Professional Dj"
13 - "Somebody Shoot The Dj Please"
14 - "Huh! is This Guy For Real"
15 - "Mr Dj Where Are You?(Toilet)"
16 - "Yo Dj Pump This Party"
17 - "Hey Dj Where's The Bass?-Rolf Harris"
18 - "A Dj Who's More Pissed Than The Proverbial Newt"
19 - "And Now The World's Greatest Dj (Music & Laugh)"
20 - "Hey-You Ruined My Record Man"
21 - "Not This Record,Not THis Record"
22 - "Let's Remix It"
23 - "What Will Happen Next?Tune In Tomorrow..."
24 - "Music Factory Mastermix (Computer Voice)"
25 - "Rolf Here,Music Factory Mastermix -Rolf Harris"
26 - "Rolf Here, Music Factory Exclusive-Rolf Harris"
27 - "Music Factory Mastermixes-The Ultimate Dj Service-James Whale"
28 - "Warning!Ugly People Alert"
29 - "Happy Hangover"
30 - "Now-Here Comes The Music"
31 - "Are You Ready To Party?-Noddy Holder"
32 - "Well Come On!-Noddy Holder"
33 - "You Make Feel So Good"
34 - "The Next Smooth Cut Is Dedicated To The Lovers"
35 - "The Music Just Turns Me On"
36 - "Ohh! You Are Awful!"
37 - "Are You Ready To Move (Computer voice)"
38 - "Es-Es-Essential"
39 - "Ah,We Had Some Technical Problem"
40 - "Tonight-It's Party Time"
41 - "Boo! That Was The Worst Thing I Ever Heard"
42 - "You Are Physically Repulsive...And You Smell"
43 - "Hey Girl,We Got A Party To Go To Tonight"
44 - "All The Party People Get On The Floor Now..."
45 - "Somebody In The House Say Yeah (Live)"
46 - "Say Turn It Up!Turn It Up(Live)"
47 - "Can You Feel It?(Live)"
48 - "Stereophonic Gramophone Recordings (Pathe News)"
49 - "Let's Have Some Asses Wiggling..."
50 - "For Being Such A Good Crowd The Dj Says..."
51 - "Goodnight"
52 - "You Can Stay If You Want-I'm Going Home..."
53 - "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
54 - "This Is Your Life Fanfare"
55 - "5-4-3-2-1 Thunderbirds Intro"
56 - "10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (Robot Vocoder)"
57 - "10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (Dry Male Vox)"
58 - "This Is Only The Beginning"
59 - "Grand Entrance Fanfare 1"
60 - "Grand Entrance Fanfare 2"
61 - "Grand Arrival Fanfare"
62 - "Grand Presentation Fanfare"
63 - "Night On Bare Mountain Introduction"
Introduction Tracks
64 Circus Music - "Thunder And Blazes"
Yesteryear Tracks
65 Kings Of Swing Orchestra - "Switched On Love"
66 Vera Lynn - "White Cliffs Of Dover"
67 Vera Lynn - "We'll Meet Again"
68 Cockney Classics - "Megamix"
69 John Anderson - "Glen Miller Medley"
70 Ovaltineys - "Happy Days Are Here Again"
71 Ovaltineys - "We Are The Ovaltineys"
Ballroom Dance Tracks
72 Engelbert Humperdinck - "Last Waltz"
73 Cha Cha Medley - "Sweet & Gentle/Tea For Two"
75 Quickstep - "A Walk In The Black Forest"
76 Foxtrot - "As Time Goes By"
77 Waltz - "Somewhere My Love"
78 Irish Reel - "Morning Star"
79 Irish Jigs - "John Joe's"
80 Quickstep - "Lullaby Of Broadway"
81 Kings Of Swing Orchestra - "Switched On Swing"
Novelty Dialogue
82 Derek & Clive - "Horse Race"
83 James Whale - "Spoof 'Our Tune'"
Kids Party Tracks
84 Traditional - "Old Macdonald Had A Farm"
85 Ken Barrie - "Postman Pat"
Disc 4
Party Dances and Tracks
1 Traditional - "Zorba's Dance"
2 Bad Manners - "Can Can"
3 Traditional - "Hokey Cokey"
4 Black Lace - "Do The Conga"
5 Damian - "Timewarp"
6 Tweets - "Birdie Song"
7 Mad Jocks - "Jocks Party Mix"
8 Little Eva - "Locomotion"
9 Gap Band - "Oops Upside Your Head"
10 Black Lace - "Agadoo"
11 Joe Loss His Orchestra - "March Of The Mods"
12 Traditional - "Simple Simon Says"
Strippers/Catwalk Tracks
13 Pet Shop Boys - "Clothes Show (Theme)"
14 Traditional - "Stripper"
15 Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy"
Welcome Back Tracks
16 Peters & Lee - "Welcome Home"
Tv Theme Tracks
17 Theme - "Rainbow"
18 Theme - "Happy Days"
19 Theme - "Hawaii 5-0"
20 Theme - "Flintstones"
21 Theme - "Batman"
22 Theme - "Neighbours (90's)"
23 Theme - "Joe 90"
24 Theme - "Thunderbirds"
25 Theme - "Looney Tunes"
26 Theme - "Merry Melodies"
27 Monkees - "Monkees Theme"
National Anthem Tracks
28 National Anthem - "God Save The Queen"
29 National Anthem - "Amhran Na Bhfiann (Irish National Anthem)"
30 National Anthem - "Star Spangled Banner"
Incidental Music Tracks
31 - "Please Stand By"
32 - "Incidental Music"
